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Hey, Arnie!

from Playin' On My Team by Jay Spears

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about

You've been wondering if your roommate is gay, haven't you. Haven't you?

"Hey Arnie" lovingly rips off the banjo intro from Herman's Hermits' "Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter", reviving its skiffle style.
-- Bill Stella, Highest Common Denominator

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HEY, ARNIE! © 2005 Jay Spears Music ASCAP

Hey Arnie, spinach on his chin
Hey Arnie, twisted little grin
Well I just can't tell but I know darn well that
Arnie is the guy for me.

Hey Arnie, cleaned out the garage
Hey Arnie, gives a great massage
Well I just can't say if he swings my way but
Arnie is the guy for me.

He likes playin' my guitar and
Workin' on the car
And he never really talks about girls.
He's all I ever wanted but I'm
Feelin' kinda daunted 'cause I
Just can't tell if he feels like me....

Hey Arnie, what's a guy to do?
Hey Arnie, give a guy a clue
Well it makes me frown 'cause my gaydar's down, but
Arnie is the guy for me, Arnie is the guy for me.

INSTRUMENTAL

When we're watchin' T.V.
And he's sittin' close to me
Sometimes his knee'll be on my leg.
Sometimes we share the shower
And he's really into flowers
But I just can't tell if he feels like me....

Hey Arnie, what's it gonna take?
Hey Arnie, give a guy a break
Well I can wait, 'cause I feel great thinkin'
Arnie is the guy for me, Arnie is the guy for me.

credits

from Playin' On My Team, released September 12, 2006
Drum programming by Patrick Doolin
Pans & cans by Patrick & Jay
Guitar, bass, & vocals by Jay
Harmonicas lovingly sucked & blown by Jay

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Jay Spears Los Angeles, California

Native L.A. singer-songwriter Jay Spears' debut CD "BOY HOWDY" features humorous, boy-meets-boy pop tunes with titles like I LIKE MIKE and CRYIN' OVER BRIAN.
Jay's sophomore CD "PLAYIN ON MY TEAM" includes the full-choir gospel rocker, SMAK DEM CHRISTIANS DOWN, the video for which has over 80,000 views on youtube.
Now here comes his third CD: We Are All Born Lucky. ... more

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