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Oh Hell!

from Boy Howdy by Jay Spears

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about

A riff on the vicissitudes of everyday life, especially life in the Big City in the Third Millennium.

lyrics

Oh Hell! © 2002 JAY SPEARS MUSIC ASCAP

Oh Hell! I sat on my glasses
Oh Hell! I flunked all my classes
Oh Hell! I ripped my favorite shirt
Oh Hell! I dropped my doughnut in the dirt
Oh Hell! I’m out of the loop
Oh Hell! I just stepped in poop
Oh Hell! I ran over a squirrel
Oh Hell! I think I’m gonna hurl
I dropped my wallet in the toilet.
Oh Hell....

Oh Hell! I forgot to grease the pan
Oh Hell! I stuck my finger in the fan
Oh Hell! My date’s gone squirrelly
Oh Hell! I came too early
Oh Hell! They put me on hold
Oh Hell! I’m catching a cold
Oh Hell! We’re down three, doubled
Oh Hell! I’m in all kindsa trouble
That idiot cat just threw up a hairball.
I coulda won the big game but I threw up an airball.
Oh Hell....

Oh Hell! I locked the keys in my pickup
Oh Hell! Now I got the hiccups
Oh Hell! I broke all the eggs
Oh Hell! I can’t feel my legs
Oh Hell! There’s a hair in my salad
Oh Hell! My password’s invalid
Oh Hell! I’m havin’ a stroke
Oh Hell! The condom broke
I feel more stress today than I felt yesterday.
Oh Hell....

Oh Hell! My dog just bit me
Oh Hell! My name’s not Britney
Oh Hell! My computer just crashed
Oh Hell! I think I been gay-bashed
Oh Hell! I mashed my fingers in the door
Oh Hell! I don’t care anymore
Oh Hell! I got somethin’ in my eye
Oh Hell! We’re all gonna die!
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Oh Hell....

credits

from Boy Howdy, released August 13, 2002
Drum programming and vocals by J.D. Salbego
Words & music; guitars, bass, & vocals by Jay Spears
Recorded, mixed, & mastered by J.D. Salbego

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Jay Spears Los Angeles, California

Native L.A. singer-songwriter Jay Spears' debut CD "BOY HOWDY" features humorous, boy-meets-boy pop tunes with titles like I LIKE MIKE and CRYIN' OVER BRIAN.
Jay's sophomore CD "PLAYIN ON MY TEAM" includes the full-choir gospel rocker, SMAK DEM CHRISTIANS DOWN, the video for which has over 80,000 views on youtube.
Now here comes his third CD: We Are All Born Lucky.
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